On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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