We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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