Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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