I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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