are you so shy because you have an std?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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