kristin has been a bad kristin
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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