sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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