white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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