A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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