And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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