haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We were destined to go to rehab together
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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