yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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