she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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