listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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