Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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