windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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