What should our trivia night team be named?
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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