either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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