jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Small penises have feelings too.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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