Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just tell him i said nine months
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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