well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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