Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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