Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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