Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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