At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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