yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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