there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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