I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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