Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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