3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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