quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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