doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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