; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
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You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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