Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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