The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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