Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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