are you so shy because you have an std?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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