dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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