I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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