It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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