I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize