I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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