I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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