So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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