FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I understand Curling. That high.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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