I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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