I heard we made out
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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