i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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