just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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