Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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